That Time I had a Dream About Being a Mass Murderer

HI I'M BACK............ Yeah. Artist: Nomiya

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh... Hi :(. Nothing to be excited about, just one of these sad blog posts where I talk about being sad and my sad school life and tragic stories. Enough of that today though! I have another funny dream to talk about. That is, if your definition of "funny" means me shooting 7+ people and being in a gang. I don't even know.

I'm not sure what I was doing/where I was, but I'm guessing I was in a gang or something, and 2 other people and I were lying down on a patch of ground. SUDDENLY! 10+ people or so appear. Good thing I have some large gun on me and I shoot 3 people. I remember that part well :). I guess this sort of goes on and one of my comrades and I search a mall near closing time (it's around 8PM in my dream) with the suspicion that the ringleader of this gang we're fighting is hiding inside. I'm running around like a madman holding my gun, so obviously no one is screaming or pointing or police are coming my way (**I'm not being sarcastic**). I swear I was in aberdeen center LOLOLO. <PHOTO FOR REFERENCE HERE>

After a while, we realize that he must've left earlier or maybe we just gave up because we got lazy and hungry :<. The rest is jumbled up. I remember telling my mom that I killed several people and started crying. "This is what a murderer feels like", I thought (INMYDREAM). I also remember hanging out with a bunch of my friends and telling Kirsty that I killed a whole bunch'a people. (Hey Kirsty are you reading this? If I ever kill anyone I'll tell you first, ok?). My mom told me to turn myself in but the police hadn't found me yet so I didn't want to. Damn. Even in my dreams, I'm so irresponsible. I don't remember the rest, but this is the first time I've dreamt of mass murder. Hah... Hah.. STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT >:(. My narrative skills ruin my fantastic dream, so I'm sorry. To make up for it, I drew you a Christmas comic.

Ahaha! Think I drew this for you? Well.. (//'u'//).

I didn't think this one as as funny as the last. Or was it? Was it? I don't know. This took me an unreasonably long time even though the colouring is still bad and in black & white. :(. I tried my best.
Nothing else special this week, don't expect me to blog until school's out yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!... (JK I'll be back next week).

WHEN WILL WE GET SNOW?!:< Artist: Jun

CYU.

Epiphanies, Childhood, and Comics

Hi I'm here again.. 'u' Artist: Ariver Kao

STOP!... Before you accuse me of having bad reasons for this 2.. week-or-so-something hiatus. Not really a hiatus, that sounds too long. Just a break; a little one. Went for lunch and got lost. Now here I am 2 weeks later with lots of funny stories to tell! Yayayay!
No, not really. I say this every time so I don't think anyone will believe me anymore, I'm like the boy who cried wolf except that I'm not a boy and there are no wolves in my life. Maybe I just say that nothing special happens because I'm use to living my exciting life. HAH! HAH! HAH! So funny ;o;

Now please recall the events of 2 weeks ago, or should I say, in my last post.

"In more hilarity I fell asleep earlier today and rolled over my headphones, thus making them break into two."

Picture above shows what I meant. It was a funny moment but at the same time shocking and confusing. I drew a diagram in blue on my $500 editing equipment:

More or less, this is what happened. As you can see in the picture though, they're still usable. They snapped at a weird spot, but it's main purpose still holds. And if it ever bugs me too much I can duct tape it. Next after this was lots of just a few other things.

I MADE FLAN. FLAN IS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!

I should just write a whole post about this. But last Halloween it was a Monday and I was tired and had to do my homework.. Sort.. Of... _*ahem* Yeah! This was taken when I just got home since then the pile has reduced to about 1/4 of the size by now. I didn't count them this year but I didn't eat all of the good ones in the first day either. This must be the maturity of being in grade 10. Heh! HEH! Actually in one of the first houses we went to, there was this guy that looked at us young adult children with shame in his eyes. He said "Aren't you guys a little too old to be doing this?" SHUT UP..*cough* SIR. WE ARE STILL CHILDREN AND I LOOK LIKE I'M IN GRADE 6 SO STOP BEING A DICK AND GIVE US OUR CANDY. Yes, if only I could say that. Hah... hah.. I'd never say that in my lifetime probably. Halloween is the only holiday where you can go to someone's house saying a measly phrase that no one understands anymore and expect to receive food (as long as you look like a child). It's ridiculous but no one complains! And if they don't like it, they can just shut all their lights off and peek at us from behind the blinds (WHILE WE EGG THEIR HOUSES). Anyways, I think I'll keep doing this until I have more important things to do on an October the 31st (so basically my whole life). I didn't take pictures of my costume this year because I didn't painstakingly create a mask. That was still poorly constructed ;_;. (And the more exciting(?) post.)

I don't know where else to put this, so here's the Halloween comic I drew for the newspaper club:

Strangely flipped and coloured in on photoshop (but still badly aligned) because I realized that the order of the children was backwards. I made this a full size page comic because I wanted the newspaper to use it as a filler page. BUT NO! This issue was just a sad sheet of folded paper with my tiny re-sized comic hahaha. I haven't actually found any copies to pick up and read yet. Even as a member of the club I can't find it anywhere lol. This comic shows the hard side of Halloween. Something we have all experienced in our lifetimes :').

As for events in the last weeks or so I don't have much more to say besides these other than that I JUST MAGICALLY TIME TRAVELED BY AN HOUR! WHOOSH! GOING TO SLEEP NOW I'M SO TIRED.

In smaller less unimportant news that I would write a whole post on if I blogged more often, I had this dream and woke up to find myself sleeping on my face with a strange pressure on my eyes. Turns out that I had slept with my glasses on! It was unusual so I tried to take them off when... I WOKE UP FOR REAL AND REALIZED I JUST WOKE UP IN MY DREAM WHAT THE FUCK. It was weird so I went back to sleep. THE END.

And in extremely urgent super important news, I got a cushion for my $4 swivel chair!!!!!!!! Seriously though, this chair sucks, it's horrible.

CYU..

Next week probably :c

Socks are LIFE

Artist: Jun

I had a dream.. 2 I think? It's interesting because I don't dream a lot, and when I do it's something mundane like that one dream where I was in elementary school but my desk and chair were too big for me and I couldn't look past them to see the board ;_;. I don't have problems with my height but that dream is telling me something...
No, it wasn't that sorta thing though lololo.
In my dream I think I was a bird. I was flying above a car-congested highway and people were trying to climb on to of their cars or run because everything was flooding. Tsunamis too? Was I seeing the end of the world?! Doesn't matter because I was in the sky and I didn't give a shit because it was all good up there :3. Next dream I was living with Daphne or something. Ahahahaha so funny. I was ready to go to school and kept looking at the clock to check if I were late. Then I realized that I was still in my pajamas... But the first thing I went to look for was socks, and all of them were wet. So I was panicking and confused as to what I was going to do next, OMG NO SOCKS. Not sure why I didn't think about wearing sandals or flats or anything that doesn't usually require socks haha. I woke up around there I think.
Upon waking up, the first thing I did was check my desk and I found a pile of DRY SOCKS. THANK GOD THEY WERE DRY.
Moral of my dream:

Socks are important, don't forget them, EVER.

Turtle butt.

Cyu tomorrow I think...