Christmas Leftovers

I wish it snowed like that here :( It's been raining all day. Artist: Cola

MERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHRISTAMAS!

(with a hat on top~!)

Here's to an extremely delayed post. Actually 2 days isn't the latest I've ever been... Really, this super early based on my regular standards. But holidays have their own charm and stats and TIME LIMIT. CURSE THESE LIMITS! Since this is n't.. entirely? Dedicated to the fact that it's Christmas COMPLETELY DEDICATED TO CHRISTMAS, but late and therefore irrelevant :c, I don't feel like doing a Christmas intro, bg, whatever that shit is I did last year. Also to mention that Daphne's blog has a lot of bits of my Christmas holiday I didn't have pictorial evidence to prove.. (wtfamisayinglol).

*COUGH*STRETCH* That put aside, I will try my best to explain my Christmas.

Actually Christmas didn't really happen.. Basically I was taking a long bath from school and all that technical stuff when Christmas suddenly jumped in and tried to DROWN ME. DROWN ME IN DAMN GLITTER, GOLD, AND CHRISTMAS SPIRIT. But I said "NO!, YOU SHAN'T DO SO!" And I came back to the present century with satanism. LOLOL NO, I'M JOKING. Sometimes I'm not sure what I'm trying to do ok? Yeah, but for the most part that's how I um.. felt. Winter holidays already feel fine as some time to roll around and laze about.
This year, Christmas was sorta like any other holiday day. Everyone sits at home in their pajamas watching tv and eating. I did a Lord of the Rings marathon with my sister too.

Something like this??? :cc I tried my best.

Now I shall go into a frenzy of picture posting because I have no more intelligible comments so ok, yeah, here:

I said I would make more cookies and little did I know, in my pathetic holiday-sudden-deathly-influenza, my sister would tell me to bake cookies for her to give away to friends :c. Taking advantage of sick children... Well I had lots of time so it doesn't matter lol :>.

I made my sister um.. USEFUL last minute gifts. Can you tell that it's a pug? :) I'm not sure what the puffball is but it's cute and useful so it's a good present.

Same thing right? Christmas is always full of delayed presents and it doesn't really matter because it's the thought that counts yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, something like that.

I got this day planner from my mom along with some recycled paper pens/highlighters that you can just imagine in your head. I made a bookmark-thing for my planner and wrote important things in it.. haha.. CATS&ALPACAS<34EVER

Mini-present(?) from my brother, where does he find this stuff?!? I'm not sure what it does, but it's cute and that's what matters. The box says "Am I a dog?" PROBABLY NOT.

This concludes most of my Christmas day. It was fun and although a lot of Christmas from my friends came earlier in the month, it seemed like a nice tie-up for everything yeah. Thanks, everyone :).

MOVING ON>>>>>>>>>>> Learning from last years blunders, I DID NOT GO TO METROTOWN ON BOXING DAY. Hell that place is crazily busy on regular days, add in some fake sale that isn't even that great and the people swarm like ants in a puddle of ice cream.

I had a better idea this year: GET THEM TO SHOP FOR YOU!

My brother left the house at 6AM to do crazy shopping so I got him to buy me strings *O*

Only regular slinky :C. After 3 painstaking hours of trying to put on new strings, here they are, looking exactly the same as before from this picture but with a special sheen. CAN'T YOU SEE THEM SPARKLE?! *Q* SO PRETTY!

Yeah I don't have much to say next. No sparkly webcam-tastical picture of me this year I don't want to show my face because I'm a criminal on the loose. HARDCORE.

Have a nice rest of week, but I'll probably post for New Years and morrrrrrrrre..?

Even melty snow would be fine ._. Artist: Yatsude

CYU!
AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Reunions, Untold Feelings, and Holiday Spirit- Director's Cut

I ASK AGAIN, WHERE THE SNOW AT? :( Artist: Fo~do

There's a limit to putting off anything. And maybe somewhere deep inside my frozen solid heart, I know that I should blog, and that I have all these pictures lying about ready to be used for better purposes. Today is one of those days when I get this feeling.
Actually I've wanted to write this since I got off school which was just last week, but I'm a lazy asshole like always and I never feel like doing this stuff because it takes too much effort I'm a lazy asshole.
You know when you meet up with someone you haven't talked to in so long, and both of you want to say so much that nothing comes right so you end up hugging and saying jumbles of word-mess? THAT'S ME 'N MY BLOG RIGHT THERE.
Here we are, face-to-face, kind of nervous, shy, not knowing what will come-- ok fuck this shit I'm going to get to the point now.
I just realized that I have nothing but pictures of cookies.................................................. Ok, let's say, <TIME TRAVEL> on the day I got off school, the morning was nice, the pancakes were blue and  the skies were fluffy. WAIT A MINUTE.. Actually the skies were rainy and the pancakes tasted like IDON'TEVENKNOW. Normally one could say it was unique: harder on the outside and cooked, while the insides flow out and give a nice balance of textures. I don't even know, man, those pancakes were WHACK.

Picture via hidden source. I was too busy wondering why they added blue food colouring to take pictures of the.. smurf pancakes???

Then all was well, we performed ok when we were up there. Looked back on video and got sad. Some things are left to be seen from one perspective, well yes, well no, well.... I'm not sure :c. We talked to our old band friend and took some weird photos but the picture is not in my possession so I'll draw it with my best abilities:

Good enough, right? Even better :) Speaking of friendship and ALPACAS! I got this HEEHEE

This is why handmade gifts are amazing.(thank you daphne) Lots of little things here on, I saw lots of cookies, too many cookies in my time..

Unicorn cookie.

Mysterious white stuff cookies.

More mysterious white stuff cookies.

Remind me to take more pictures of interesting cookies I find this season. But the holiday rush is almost over anyways :c.

Made weird crafts. Cat: MY BODY IS READY <3. The cat just wants your loving :).

Here's me bragging that I got cards and gifts(sortofs) today. I got a gift certificate that I used within the 2 hours I got it and a card saying that I will be punched in the face.. I don't even know.

~THE HOLY GRAIL OF CARDS~

Legit the best thing I have seen in a while. 100 POINTS TO.. GRI..FFI... What?! In the picture I'm herding alpacas during the alpacalypse. WARN YOUR FRIENDS EVERYONE, KIM JONG IL DIED AND THAT'S THE FIRST SIGN. 

In the end, I have too many pictures that I can't connect the right dots and everything has been a jumbled mess. This is what reuniting with an old friend feels like ;_;. Idk because I'll never have friends though :c. I'll probably blog again with some pictures of cookies or something silly or Christmas gifts so I can brag and brag and brag and brag....................................................... Orsomething.

I saved this for last because I'm not sure where it goes.
 My brother's friend gave it to me and it was MIGHTY TASTY.

GOOD NIGHT, AND TO ALL..

A HAPPY BLOG TRIP!

Merry Christmas Week!

Merry Christmas from me here's a picture of young santa. Better looking and not a fatass so he only needs one reindeer.. Artist: Gori Matsu.

Merry Christamas guys!!
(intentional)

It's the big time of the year that people, corporate businesses, families, couples, teachers, workers, EVERYONE, has been, almost; preparing for. As for me? I haven't done anything. I've given out 2 Christmas gifts, the spirit has left me this year and I don't have a reasonable explanation for it. Well, everyone has their own way to celebrate things, whether it's alone (2d waifu's anyone?) with a whole party of people, or with your pet :P, it's just a regular holiday and you can spend it anyway you wish.

To the people out there who don't celebrate Christmas, happy holidays, you must feel lonely now that Christmas is the only thing everyone talks about. (KWANZAA? HANUKKAH?) 

I don't think anyone is interested in why I haven't posted when I was supposed to, let's say I had a lot of interesting things to say but under certain circumstances I don't anymore... Let's move on, shall we?

Onto the 2nd and last.. Christmas song I'll be posting this year:

Yup, here it is, none of that "ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS" lame Christmas music, here's a nice classic song sang by an equally classic, Nat King Cole. The song is "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire". This is hands down, my favourite Christmas song. It's smooth and it brings a more cozy sort of feeling about Christmas, not fun and giddy though :P.

Guys, let me tell you something important. Christmas, doesn't actually celebrate the birth of Jesus. Christmas in fact, is just the day of a lot of ancient holidays piled on top of each other. Jesus was born in spring :|. Also that I remember writing a whole paragraph a few sentences (now that I've found it ._.) on the origins of santa in my blog last year, so I won't do that. I have more crafts to show.

Sadly, this is actually the only picture I have D:. My camera is out of batteries right now but I'd show you the back and stuff. It's an elephant.. Keychain I made for my brother. I used the weird colours because this way it's more diverse. ROFL. I made him a cow one last year but it broke off.

 In truth, I accidentally deleted all the pictures in my camera so I don't have photo record of what I did the past week ._. . Very depressing yes. Don't ask me how I managed to accidentally do this, clumsy people have their own way of doing nonsensical things :P.

Having that said, I've compiled a bunch of Christmas themed videos that I like. (This blog post could get worse, I'm joking.)

Here's animals singing Jingle Bells. Well, this one is explainable.

Wikileaks Santa list, this one is cute :D.

Fuck yes, Christmas song that gets you in the spirit :D!

This one is a sequel, I like it a bit better so.. I've actually been joking about this all 
Christmas, never thought someone actually did it. DUB-STEP SANTA.


Well, this about ends my Christmas post. No Christmas history this year, if you wanna know just wiki it. Have a great one! I'll make a post on 26th!

Merry Christamas with a lame webcam picture border ROFL.

Merry Christmas to all, and a good night!

Bread-venture

When I said "See you tomorrow," in my last post I was going to post on Sunday.
Meh, 1 day doesn't make much of a difference now, does it? Artist: Fo~do. BECAUSE FO~DO IS GREAT!

I am not studying for math or band so I can post for everyone (3-4 people) right now. I'm ignoring all my important tests so I can do this so be greatful :D. I just want an excuse to not study.

I wasn't very busy on Sunday but I woke up to a strange surprise.

It was a regular morning. Cloudy sky, woke up at 1PM and went down to the kitchen because I heard noise coming from there.

The kitchen table was looking extra full with stuff that wasn't supposed to be there...

 

THE SINK WAS ON THE GROUND!!! DX

All the kitchen counters were gone and the dishwasher was half naked,

good lord shield yourself you slut of a appliance.

I don't think I've talked about this yet, but I knew why this was happening. Turns out we don't have plans this Christmas break and my parents have decided to renovate the kitchen a bit. By next week we'll have new counters and floor tiles. Wow, eh? Not as thrilling as moving or anything but nonetheless we'll be spending less time in the room we like the most ROFL.

Apart from that stuff, I was struggling with myself since I left a message to my tutee's mom and decided to check my cell phone every 10 minutes and carry my info sheets every damn place I went. I ended up getting the call later that day while I was at home and to my surprise, everything went very fast, it was easier than I thought and when I was finished the phone call I ran into the living room shouting "FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!" which everyone in my family clapped for except my mom (at least I didn't get hit). With this said, I want to show you something special...That I'm making my square bread-faced friend..

Let's start here shall we? I went to Daiso on Sunday and bought myself a cutting..board. Something about these makes me really happy, I like the colour and lines. Everything about this thing is so cool to me. 

So I begin the first step. I'm doing this for a secret santa present, if you don't know who I got and you actually know me well, consider yourself a failure.. :)

There are 4 pieces of felt in this project but I start with these because I don't know what planning is and I can't do that right.

I sewed a little face on it.

"hai guis"

Just wanna see how it'll stand up.

2 parts sewed together though you can't see clearly from this angle!

Here ya go!

IT STANDS!~ This is when I added the back piece.

Side shot. This thing still needs a bottom..

Silly bread on it's head, I stuffed it up here.

And we're done! It's adorable, I don't even want to give it away now LOL.

Back shot.

OOF. It fell on its back. Dumb brain-less bread cube.

Then I got hungry.

That concludes my mini sewing adventure... I better get my homework done now before it's too late. I'll post maybe on friday if I have time when I get home. Friday's gonna be a party!!! I'm really looking forward to this winter break! YES!

Cool picture.. Fish-eye style..? I don't know what I'm talking about. Here's more Sarugetty.. Artist: Sarugetty.

See you at the end of this week!!

My Halloween Non-Adventure

About time I take out the Photoshop skills and apply them to my images. Not really. Here's a 4-sided Halloween stamp I found in my house.

I said that I would write about my Halloween so here I go. Let's start with the trick-or-treating, shall we? To be honest, I was kinda disappointed in my haul this year. Probably because I dropped by 50% from last years lol. I wonder if it's because I didn't go with my brother ._. . I got around 60-something candies and I'm satisfied with it except for the fact that I have 7 packets of Life brand swedish berries and NO FREAKIN' REESE'S CUPS. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU--!! Last year I went home to devour all of my treasure but this the bag is still as it was when I came home yesterday, just sitting by my door. Losing my child spirit ;_;.

Tried out many paints to get the right colour ;_;.

PAINTING MAH MASK.

HOORAY!! I'M DONE MY MASK! PAINTED IT LIKE A PRO. 

Underbelly shot rofl. 

Poked holes for my eyes.

Mouth hole.

Tools I used. It was pretty easy! At this point I had attached the string at the back.

NOW I DO COMPARISON! Don't we look..alike? :)

After that you just make incomplete camwhore pics like this:

Incomplete body half of costume.

OMG I LOOK SOOOO UGLY IN THIS PIC.

It's temp. like, really needed a new one so :P

Maybe if I take this at another angle.. Yup, looks more attractive.

I took this after school today. Like my GAP sweater? 

It makes a good caveman shelter.

That's about it with my halloween non-adventure. I forgot to bring my camera on the way to our actual trick-or-treating, so that means I only have pics before and after. I actually have a picture of myself with the full costume I went out in, but it's on my sister's camera and that means I'll never get it. This just about concludes what happened on my Halloween. Hope you enjoyed the pics (I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY HERE FOR PICS) and descriptions..sort of.. I'll probably make space for posting anywhere from Wednesday to Friday. Maybe even the weekend. I'm just lazy like that. 

GOODNIGHT WORLD.

Cute picture with absolutely no relation to my post. I'm just like this. Artist: Mig