Day 6: If the Green Hornet were a Pony...

Resized to 490p because my blog is small like that :(. Artist: Imperial Boy

She pondered with an arm rested on the table, "What sort of topic should I cover today?" And spun around on the creaky blue office chair. "This is hopeless, I'll never write it in time," she sighed with DISMAY. Just then, from the corner of her eye, the tiniest green glow glittered. "Hm?? WHAT THE WHAT?" she exclaimed as she readjusted her glasses. There, standing on her windowsill, was a pony, just small enough to fit into your hand, and it was glowing brightly like the green hornet. "Child, I assume you have called upon me? What is it thou needs my help with?"


KABOOM! Day 6 of the great blog failures starts off with me narrating in 3rd person about myself getting blogging help from a magic glowing pony!! What the shit am I smoking?!?
I don't think this is ever going to end btw :(. Also that I am the best writer in the world. Probably better than the lady who wrote Twilight. Why, you ask?! Because she got her idea from some silly dream. ME? I thought of mine on the spot. HEH. I can conjure stories about glowing green ponies in a flash. A GREEN FLASH. PFT--HAAAAAAAHAHAHA.
AAAAAAAAAAND....
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Ling Tosite Sigure- AcoustiC
I think I've raved about this band somewhere in my entries before. This one's not their best song, but still pretty good n' interesting. Guitar riffs are always weird + screaming/whispering extra high male vocals. You know you love that shit as much as me ;).


Yesterday I said that I was going to get stuff for school, so yes I did. And I have nothing interesting to report on that because aside from the fact that malls during summer have their air-con turned up so high that I need to put a jacket on, there is nothing worth mentioning :(.
If I have so little to say, that means I've probably been doing nothing right? Yes, so true. Since I caught up to another anime series yet AGAIN.

Artist: Danke

Did some more gayming stuff.. *sigh* This is how I'll end my summer. AND I WILL BE PROUD OF IT. (Also read Slam Dunk.. A lot of it..) And watched a movie. Sheesh guys, I can already hear you saying "omg you're so late" :(. Get used to it, I'm late for everything D:. Movie releases, trendy electronics, first blocks in school, dentist appointments, EVERYTHING. Better late than..PFT...PREG..NA..NT..AHAHAHAHA. WRONG JOKE AT WRONG TIME. *AHEM* *COUGH* * RE-COMPOSURE*  Yeah. When you have so much free time the best thing to do is watch all those movies you missed and catch up on those popular tv shows. Everything else can be done at different times. You can listen to that new song while you do your work, or read that new book on the bus-ride, but movies and TV should be done in absolute free time at home. No one should be watching a movie on the bus. THAT IS JUST WRONG.

Glowing ape...

"Hey Christa, how was your summer? I went to Mexico!" "Oh, cool, yeah I did some travelling too." "Really? What'd you do?" "Idk, tackle apes and shit"

What else can I say to my honest classmates? No really, what else do I say. I need to come up with something impressive and believable :(.

Today was a short post with more pics. Pics are always good because make my post seem more substantial they prove that things happen and they are understandable even for penguins. *COUGH* Assuming that my viewers are all penguins. Aww~ is that why you guys can't send me heart-felt comments? :)

Food porn, food porn, wash away the horrible writing with your delicious-2d-ness. Artist: Granada

Will try my best for the sake of mediocrity tomorrow~!