Staying Faithful

Guys, don't call this rude, I call it comfortable, and this is how I sit on the bus. Artist: Kinseijin


Staying faithful is
so very hard since you have
 duh sexy wife, dude.

Your wife is thirty?
Because her body tells me
another thing, dude.

The bus is swaying
your wife's breasts are swaying
motion sickness, dude.

Somebody forbid me from writing any form of poetry ever AGAIN. I made up the post title on a whim as I thought about Dapner's blog and how I'm actually still writing daily posts (lazy ass, get back to work, kitchen or comp, YOU CHOOSE). To anyone that appreciates poetry fully (I do too, guys), I'd like to apologize for tainting your arts. I'm don't even think my haiku's are correct. The theme today is avant-garde inspirations LOLOLOL.
I'm joking, the theme is YOUR WIFE.
I thought of the wife thing because I was reading a forum, please don't take any of this seriously (I'm joking about the link..). I don't mean anything lol.. I don't have a song to share today but I was thinking of sharing some sort of heavy metal since the first 2 were alternative rock and the second was jazz. 
OH HELL WITH IT!

Here's a song I half-assedly chose, the band is Soutaisei Riron (相対性理論 meaning theory of relativity). I really love this band! The music is so sweet sounding and the vocalist( Yakushimaru Etsuko) has voice that nicely compliments it. The great part about this band is their lyrics, there aren't a lot of translations on them if you want the english but they're really unique (okay, they wrote a song about mathematics, alright?..I'm not joking). I would like to learn this song on guitar since the tune is so cute :).
I don't have anything else to share except that I have a foods test tomorrow and I have no preparation. YAY!!!!!!! -This is where I say FML and Orz-

Here's a picture of an omanyte.

It's cute because one of the text bits says "I've gained a little weight..".

Artist: Omumu

See you tomorrow everyone!(Well, that was quick.)